freshisms.: 07.2009

aight, you guys know me well enough at this
point to know that i'm pretty laid back & chill
about a lot of shit. however, sometimes....
sometimes i have to take time to let a few
things off my chest. be forewarned - this
shit may be mean as fuck. just sayin'.

big bitches rockin' skinny jeans: you fuckin' up the
whole point. the whole god damn point. if your ankles
are the same width as your neck, stop it. take them
off or put them shits right back on the rack. they are
not for you. Lane Bryant is for you. Wide leg jeans is
where it's at for you. only thing skinny you need to
worry about is the skinny cow ice cream sandwiches
you need to be eatting.

people who go to the tanning salon: maybe it's because i
live in miami that this really fuckin' bothers me...but this
really fucking bothers me. orange is NOT the new tan. we live in
MIAMI. go outside. lay on your porch, on your patio,
on the roof of your car...fuck, just stick your arm out the driver's
side window. i've gotten plenty a sun burns just driving w/the
windows down.

tattoos just to have tattoos: listen, i am not one to judge what
it is you find to be art. i'm not one to say what's cool & what's not.
i am the furtherest from hip & happening but i am one to say
that a motherfuckin' rubber duckie is not what's up.
magical shrooms.....cherries....animal paw prints.....bullet wounds. i mean
come the fuck on. honestly, i've been in plenty a tattoo parlors
& literally watched people get these ridiculous shit on their bodies.
tattoos are the shit, i have 11 but can we think before we ink some
forever type shit our bodies. please?

man made divison of religion: muslims are no better then catholics.
lutherans aren't getting to heaven quicker the morons. baptists don't
have front row seats to Jesus Christ Superstar on broadway anymore then
the jews do. ok well maybe the do bc the whole Jesus isn't the Messiah thing..
but you get the fuck i'm trying' to say here. stop it. you're all after the same thing
eternal happiness with the one you call God/Allah/Jah/Jehova/etc. etc. etc.
it's the same man, different names. it makes me sick that any of you think you're
better then the next person bc your play a religious pawn on sundays, holidays &
when it's convient. respect all religions. all people are God's people, no matter
what they call Him.

...i got more, but i should go eat first. i'll be back to finish this shit.

-fresh.